so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying
Your brother is golden
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
would changing my description to “i like cats, devil worship, and eating the flesh of the unborn” be considered offensive or
hahaha no this is allie BUT CLOSE ENOUGH! how have you been?
thAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MY SECOND GUESS
idk i discovered that putting hot chocolate mix in coffee is pretty awesome and i consider that a victory
im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
It’s all good grey is the new black. People will lead you to believe it’s orange, but that’s a lie.
well that’s good because i kind of hate orange
i should remember who this is but i don’t uM I’M SORRY
wow i have the worst memory
o wow, welcome back haven’t seen u in like 586 years
i know i think i’m going grey now it’s amazing